- Are you christian? Atheist? Buddhist?
- I’m human

- No, I mean, in what do you believe?

- Well, life… Love… 

- You’re not getting it! I’m asking in what God do you believe?

- Oh… Right.. Hmm.. Kindness?

- No no no, see, I believe in the Lord, our savior… 

- Is he kind?

- Well, yes… With those who deserve…

- and do I deserve?

- That depends, do you believe in the Lord?

- No.

- Then no, you don’t deserve.

- Oh. Ok… Thanks.

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lifestyleoftheunemployed:

Lifestyle of the Unemployed

(Source: tdhimes)

lifestyleoftheunemployed:

Lifestyle of the Unemployed

"Since most people spend the majority of their waking lives at desks inside stucco industrial complexes, surrounded by rules and regulations and professionalism, it is with great pleasure that we present this video to you with the drab tag: NSFW — which means it’s not safe for you to play it in your office because your HR department is watching your every browse and if they know you’re watching this then they’ll have to tell your boss and he’ll have to have a sit down and talk about time management and appropriate behavior and how you’ve been really slacking and he needs you on Saturday and then you’ll go sing happy birthday to some lady in the lunch room and pass cake around and sing to all the depressing people, then you’ll be 50 and…well, if this applies to you, or you’re even remotely familiar with this situation, quit, and go watch this, before it’s too late. Be reckless. If even just for today."
— Jason Lee Parry

(Source: whatyouth.com)

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evilos:

I love you

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